Job, where art thou?

So, I'm trying to look for a job. I look every day and I apply every day. And I hear nothing back.

Why?

Is it because I don't answer the questions right? Have I been off the market for too long?

I don't know, but it's frustrating. I really really really would like to do something. As this point I don't even care what, just something.

The kids don't want me to get a job. They want me to stay home all day and wait for them. Yep, that's what they told me. And when they come home form school they ignore me. But they must like me, right?

I am applying for social work jobs, teaching assistants jobs, fundraising jobs, any jobs. My only priority is that it can not cost me money going to work.

I keep toying with the idea of creating my own job, but that's probably better left in my brain.

Dear job God, if you exist could you please find me a job. Please? Pretty please with sprinkles on top.