How my daughter became the responsible one

I'm not quite sure how it happened, but I did remember there was something I was forgetting.....
Joel and I went out for a Fringe show and we were about 2 minutes away when my phone rang. It was Child 1 who wanted to tell me how irresponsible I was to leave the oven on and didn't I know to was a fire hazard??
The oven? On? Why?
Oh shit, I totally forgot I was in the middle of baking bread before I left.
Don't ask how I could forget I was baking, but I did.
Child 1 turned off the oven and once I got home I proceeded to bake the now extremely risen rolls which once baked looked like one giant piece of bread.
Oh well.