The List

Okay, to prove my point that something always goes wrong when I travel, here's a list:

Bahamas, broken cruise ship, lost 2 days of vacation
Miami, overbooked hotel, got put up in an apartment complex
Mexico, lost luggage, wrong hotel
Jamaica, lost a full day of vacation as a visa was needed due to....cricket tournament
Chicago, road trip, flat tire in the middle of the night somewhere in Ohio
Denmark, drunk guy on flight handcuffed to chair, got loose and started punching people
Denmark, on flight, a guy who couldn't breathe, had to be hooked up to oxygen tank
Mexico, on flight "Is there a Doctor on board?" Woman carried off plane on stretcher
Bahamas, had to go to ER with Kirsten
Austria, slammed my toe in a heavy door, had to go to doctor in the middle of the night

The list goes on and on. The only time in my life where travel went smoothly was when we moved to London. We were on separate flights (that's a whole other story) and while I got to London on time, Joel's suitcase broke in half and all his clothes came out piece by piece on the luggage belt:)

I don't blame you if you never want to travel with me........